You've been an MBA for TOO long when...

• You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
• You decide to re-org your family into a "team-based organization."
• You refer to dating as test marketing.
• You can spell "paradigm."
• You actually know what a paradigm is.
• You understand your airline's fare structure.
• You write executive summaries on your love letters.
• Your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points.
• You think that it's actually efficient to write a ten page presentation with six other people you don't know.
• You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performanceb review.
• You believe you never have any problems in your life just "issues" and "improvement opportunities".
• You end every argument by saying "let's talk about this off-line".
• You can explain to somebody the difference between "re-engineering","down-sizing", "right-sizing", and "firing people's xxx".
• You actually believe your explanation in the above point.
• You talk to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
• You start to feel sorry for Dilbert's boss.
• You account for your tuition as a capital expenditure instead of an expense.
• You insist that you do some more market research before you and your spouse produce another child.
• At your last family reunion, you wanted to have an emergency meeting about their brand equity
• Your "deliverable" for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid bills.
• You use the term "value-added" without falling down laughing.
• You ask the car salesman if the car comes with a whiteboard and Internet connection.
• You give constructive feedback to your dog.
• You give your boyfriend / girfriend a golden handshake on the way out!
• You can add value to this list by contributing to it